Happy X'mas & CNY

Time is going fast....

Just a split of eyes....

2008 years is going to end..

2009 years is coming soon....

All big boy big girl liao lor ...(\(oo)/)

Mr. PIG :

WISH YOU ALL HAVE A HAPPY X'MAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!~!

X'mas Eve Crazy party

A mini party.....


All's mind got problem wan....



All can be sent to Tanjung Rambutan... =.=

**Wish you all have a Happy X'mas!!! (-(oo)-)

难 过

死 笨 猪 ! 别 再 邀 请 人 家 出 来 玩 了 啦 !

根 本 没 人 会 领 情 !!! 谁 理 你 啊 ? 你 又 不 是 在 人 家 的 好 朋 友 列 表...

不 是 在 忙 就 是 不 回 复 信 息 ，不 然 就 找 个 理 由("下 次" 啦 ， 时 间 型 的 推 辞 法， 然 后 又 不 当 一 回 事 )

你 理 人 啊 ? 人 家 有 人 家 自 己 的 朋 友 ， 需 要 赴 你 的 约 吗 ?

乖 乖 听 你 的 歌 ， 写 你 的 日 记 ，

约 什 么 人 嘛 ?! 乖 乖 待 在 家 算 了 ....

这 个 圣 诞 自 己 一 个 人 过 吧 !!!!


※ 终 于 知 道 什 么 叫 做 重 色 轻 友 了 ， 原 来 亲 身 体 验 过 是 这 么 难 受 的 感 觉 ......很 难 过 ， 不 想 这 样 ......

JJ 林俊杰 Sungei Wang 1F 签 唱 会 13/12/08

The consequence of didn't study ④ ( 不读书的后果④)

An English essay written by a student :

The Prince and the Princess

Prince : Hi, Do you speak Chinese?

Princess : Yes, I do.

(Then the rest of words are chinese...=.=)



Mr.Pig's comment : .....which hospital that your teacher sent to?

The Consequences of didn't study ③( 不读书的后果③)

Hello everybody~

Today Mr.Pig will shows the third example of the consequences of didn't study :



Counter : Hi

American : Hello

Counter : You have what thing?

American : Can you speak English?

Counter : If I not speak English, I am speaking what?

American : Can anybody else speak English?

Counter : You yourself look, all people are busy, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go !

American : My Godness! Anybody here can speak English??!

Counter : Shout what shout? Quiet a little, you want what?

American : I want to speak to your head.

Counter : Head not zai, you tomorrow come !

American died......



-(00)-" Broken English can kill people ~

The Consequences of didn't study ②( 不读书的后果②)

Hi everybody~

Mr.Pig's lesson is going to start now.

Today Mr.Pig will give another example of the consequences of did not study.

There is a student from Hong Kong, this is his essay below :







So as the conclusion, what should we do ah?

Leave your answer at the Cbox to show that you are a good student of Mr.Pig (-(00)-)

*This post is not critisizing the students from Hong Kong

The consequence of didn't study (不读书的后果)

Hello everybody~



Mr.Pig is here again~



Now we shall begin our next lesson~

STUDY WHEN WE ARE STILL YOUNG

There is a love letter written by a man who did not study hard when he was young.

He writes :

Dear wang litte sister
From see you one eye, I shit love you

Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.

I think l should introduce myself to you.
I call Li big great. Toyear 25.
My home have four mouth people - papa, mama, I and DD.

I am a good man, in a big company work.
I make early ＊ every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over my life

Like Your people

翻译/Translation :

親愛的王小姐

自從看到你的第一眼，我〝便〞愛上你。
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來， 妳的眼睛貶啊貶，我就死去活來

也許你不記得我，沒有關係，當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情。
我想應該介紹一下自己。 我叫李大偉，今年25。 （今天是 today, 那麼今年就是 toyear。至於偉就翻成 great 吧！）

我家有四口人............. 爸爸、媽媽、我和〝弟弟〞。
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。 我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。 請嫁给我，否則我將削髮為僧，找個廟來了此一生。 （實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光, 嫁不就是和我吃住在一起吗? 至於「廟」字，也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。）

喜歡妳的人

*As the conclusion, we should study properly when we are still young or else we will regret in the time of future.

Ok, see you again (-(00)-)

3 minute celcius (三分钟热度)

Hello everybody~

Mr.Pig here.

Mr.Pig wants to teach a lesson today.

DO NOT DO SOMETHING WITH HEART OF "3 MIN CELCIUS".

Here are some examples:

You will get heart attack : http://lol.blogspot.com/

What is he talking about?... : http://random.blogspot.com/

Ghost language : http://pig.blogspot.com/

A blog which will make you totally speechless : http://johnny.blogspot.com/





Now, the most POWERFUL and CREATIVE blog !!

"无字天书" : http://maple.blogspot.com/ (Give a Clap of Love to this Blog!)

*As the conclusion, We must do something with our spirit until it's finished.

Ok, see you all next time XD

Blog Founder : -JeTz

冤鬼缠身

真倒霉

自从认识了那个剑桥英语中心的Vivian, 把电话资料交给了她后，就好像冤鬼缠身似的!

一直都派人问我是否对英语有兴趣，等等的问题...

最近还很热情地拨电给我，邀请我去听他们的讲座会，但是我也不晓得他们稍后是否会叫我加入他们的补习课程之类的.....


真对不起.....我不是故意要不接你们电话的....真的很抱歉....可能PMR刚考完，想relax下，暂时不想碰书吧。

总而言之，对不起...Sandy....还有Vivian.....谢谢你们那么热情地邀请我...希望你们可以原谅我....对不起啦....


Vivian, 谢谢你上次的"赞美"....很抱歉让你失望....还是那句--对不起...!

泛泛之交

上个拜六，我回去了我母校，参加每年都举办的家庭日。


我遇见了以前的同班同学，他们可说是改变了很多...很多.....非常多



当我们碰见时，双方呆着看着对方，大概几秒钟才认得出，还好双方还记得对方名字



还跟他们拿了电话和MSN，希望可以保持联络......



很可笑吧? 小学生涯都已经过了三年，电话也没拿过，很失败对吗?

都怪我小学时，没带眼看人，交错朋友了....

还记得六年级的时候，我和B,C和D，很友好，经常一起玩呢!

为什么我们这么友好呢? 因为当时的我们都爱--游戏王(Yu-Gi-Oh)卡!

我们经常一起玩卡，经常一起讨论卡牌，吃鲍鱼也没那么开心啊!

就这样，我把他们当作是好朋友，和别的同学也比较少谈话。

很可惜的是，自从升中学后，大家各飞东西，我们的关系也跟着变淡了......

就在家庭日的这天，我遇见了C和D，很开心!

不料，他们竟然没点反应，尤其是D，不断地说我的不是，还说他们跟B一起比较开心，因为有一次我和他们的约会失约了，他们就为了这点小事而生气，而且不断地强调B的爸爸对他们很好，还带他们去玩..

听到"比较"这两字，整个人变得心情憔悴了....你听到也会不开心, 不是吗?

至于B, 我们也因为一些私人事情而绝交了。

我很后悔.....说什么好朋友...? 也只不过是泛泛之交罢了。

还有一次，C和D约我出来玩卡。知道有多可笑吗? 他们约我早上7点正，在XX购物中心见....而且就只是玩卡罢了.....你觉得可笑是吗? 七点耶......这么早起来特地去玩卡..店铺都还没开.....是不是很神经?

直到现在，C和D还沉迷于游戏王卡......也不懂要说他们幼稚还是什么了.....

现在我也无话可说...只可说我不带眼识人...我也不会说要和他们绝交....只希望他们总有一日能够变得成熟一些....

A Dream

"Pelajar-pelajar, anda boleh mula menjawab sekarang."

Huh? How come today got exam...What happened?

Eh? My paper has only 2 printed pages? ......other people's paper all have 6 printed pages.

"Cikgu, saya punya kertas hanya ada 2 halaman, nak tukar."

"Maaf, tak ada kertas lebih. Kamu buat dulu."

Har? buat dulu? so wierd one? exam where can like dis one..?

"Esok adalah cuti, kamu datang balik sekolah dan ambil peperiksaan ni lagi."

Woah..! Holiday I have to come back school and take the exam? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..................

......
...........
.....eh? so soft one? isn't this is my pillow? isn't this is my room?


CHEH, it just a DREAM...

外婆的生日派对

原本应是在23号庆祝，但是延迟了。

我们一致同意去Neway庆祝。

这天晚上啊，有自助餐可以吃哦


我一到Neway啊，并不是先拿东西吃，则是马上拿起麦克风，不管三七二十一，开始点歌唱歌了~

我妈叫我拿东西吃，我就是偏要继续唱歌!!!

我妈没办法，只好当了我的佣人，帮我拿了东西给我吃。对不起啦妈，我太爱唱歌了~

她拿了一盘炒饭，加了很多料给我。

我竟然把真正的鲍鱼菇当成了蘑菇，现代的小孩真幸福啊~==

然后，寿司也登场了。

我舅舅骗我吃了一个，还加了很多wasabi给我，辣得我鼻腔喷烟耶~

最后啊，最重要的角色登场了-蛋糕!!!

我们一块儿唱起了生日歌，外婆感动得几乎流泪~

外婆，生日快乐!!! Happy Birthday!!!

〓有一种态度，叫林俊杰〓

他做音乐有自己的态度，

他有一副辩识度极高的好嗓音,

他的情歌兼具男孩的纯真和男人的厚度，

他的快歌充满爆发力，让你想随之起舞，

他的慢歌充满诱惑力，让你想随之吟唱。。。





他长着倔强的单眼皮，

他有一对可爱的小酒窝，

他从不耍大牌 ，
他对师弟师妹都很照顾，
他在师弟面前都显得那么可爱 。。。

他的形象健康乖巧，但他绝对不装可爱 ！



他有时候会耍一点点酷 ，

他跳舞时候的样子很帅，

他弹钢琴时候的样子很优雅，

他带黑框眼镜的样子很书生，



他签名的汉字不工整但他努力练过，

他在录音棚里录歌的时候，认真地样子不忍心你去打扰，

他在等待演出的后台会时常会用嘴巴演奏出很棒的敲打乐器奏鸣曲，

他曾为音乐放弃大学梦 ，他告诉我，他曾经念国中时练习的是长跑，可他更爱音乐，

他喜欢《赤壁》的导演吴宇森，他告诉我，他在后台遇到吴导的时候激动到腿发软。。。


他有很多漂亮且限量的帽子和鞋，

他对歌迷爱护有加，他会记住他们的名字，

他会在紧张赶通告的等待时候，在保姆车里和歌迷开玩笑打招呼......



他很有爱心，

他会手写便签纸条鼓励灾区高考的学子，

他为5。12大地震写歌《爱与希望》，

他在那里捐款建设希望小学，

他亲临灾区探望那里受伤的儿童。。.


他为北京奥运会写歌《点一把火炬》，

他作为唯一一名在北京天安门路段传递圣火的海外华人奥运火炬手，

他还作为新加坡唯一代表受邀鸟巢观看北京奥运开幕式。。。



当他在鸟巢看北京奥运会开幕时看到了大屏幕上的师弟林宇中，还大喊他的名字......




他做音乐的态度感动着每一个听他歌的人，

他还把这种态度延伸到他生存世界的每一个层面，

他身体力行地用微笑传递着爱心与感动，

他的音乐态度让我们感受到生命的意义并被一直感动着......

他拥有令人惊讶的音乐创作天赋，

他包揽了出道至今从《乐行者》、《江南》、《编号89757》、《曹操》到《西界》所有的作曲部分，即将登场的第六张《陆》也不例外！

他总是在花尽心思来完成他的每一首作品。



他上台时总是说：“嗨--大家好，我是JJ林俊杰”


他没有成功后的骄躁，他依然保持着刚出道时的谦虚和羞涩，

他像个可爱的弟弟，在台下，

他像个霸气的王子，在台上，

他的粉丝中，女生永远比男生多。。。



态度决定高度!

他代表一种态度，一种做音乐的态度，一种做人的态度。



他是音乐才子，他是唱作天王，他叫JJ，他叫林俊杰



他说：很多人对我说，他们为我骄傲，谢谢他们的鼓励。


音乐人也是运动员，做音乐是一种心灵上的运动。

让我们继续为华人音乐争光，尊重音乐， 发扬光大。
一个音乐人的付出，不是一两个奖杯就能代表的。所有的努力和成绩，他自己最清楚。

JJ ! 我們永遠支持你!!!!

你永远是最棒的！YOU ARE THE BEST！

PMR, bye bye

MERDEKA!!! CELEBRATE!!!

Finally PMR has finished today!!! Woooooo~~~!! but like not much feeling pun....=.=

9.30 a.m, geography paper end. We have planned to go time square and celebrate, but Pn. Ng has annoucment for us, 11a.m something we only go back due to all the class got sport-check and come out late....

Alex is going to my house so he follow me back home. Just react home not enough 10 min, jet also react my house, asked me go guardhouse fetch him cuz the guard dun let stranger come in without register name..lol..

12p.m something, jet, alex and me, opened my house door, ready to go LRT....but saw chiko outside the door...lolx he is going wif us too.

We met nam sung at Hang Tuah station.

First, we go find taw wei.

Then, we eat at MC donald.

Then we go to play bowling.

and play games at Pusat Hiburan.

Then, window-shopping and eat with Melvin, keong and jacky(juz back from roller skate)

7p.m something, Alex, chi ko, keong, jet, taw wei and me go home by LRT.

We chatting while in the train......

"What station now?" keong said.

"Chan Sow Lin." we answered.

Lol, keong chat until over-station!

Sing at Greenbox

I have set my alarm at 8am...

8am, alarm rang...feel blur blur....then I sleep back again lolx...

When I woke up, its 10am already, maybe too tired liao hehe...

I remembered that today go GreenBox sing K with taw wei..then fas fas go brush teeth and take a bath.

Bath finished, since still early, go on msn chat awhile keke~ but chat until forgot time....12pm already...-.-

Then received a call from taw wei and he told me he at sungei wang already..

hmmm ready to go sungei wang meet him....but hor...I 1 person go..very sienz leh...so i giv a call to teng fai to accompany me...he answered with sleeping mode-.-" then ask me to giv him some time to prepare abit.

Half hour later, then I call my mum go fetch teng fai and send us to LRT.

1pm something, we reach time square. Then we walk at time square awhile, then go to sungei wang.

We go to 6th floor 1st then giv a call to taw wei. "I am eating at lawyat now..", he said. We wait him until almost ki siao, suddenly a girl come to us. She is from a popular language tuition centre..forgot wat name hehe~ and she said that she is doing Investigation about student of taking language tuition, ask us to fill a form. She chat with us while we r filling form, her name is Vivian...she wan shake hand wif me...OMG...shy la....but still shake liao....haizz ><

2pm something, taw wei finally came. So we go to GreenBox and rent room. Woah the counter said that we mus hav at least 1 person got member card only can rent...no choice lo, use my pocket money..buy a member card..RM5 flew away liao..still hav to fill form! ..cham ><

Then, a waiter bring us to our room. Yeah! finally can sing liao!!! Teng fai keep picking 张栋梁 de song and sing. That taw wei keep pick many unknown song..then nobody sing...he picked a song named 客家让豆腐, sing by an unknown uncle.....funny until gonna kill us xD

After I scolded taw wei, he finally pick song probarly. He pick his favourite singer's song - 王力宏. Then teng fai pick JJ's song for me to sing, thx ya~~

Then we order food to eat. Taw wei and me ordered a bowl of japanese-style chicken chop rice.

Then teng fai ordered a Cheese Oyster....we eat this together...taste not so good la kekeke...

Gambateh! taw wei!

teng fai, what are you looking?

洒Kia and 傻Kia -.-

Suddenly, a waitress come in, asked us to pay bill, cuz almost time up. Wooooaaaaaaaahhhh......RM121.90.....included tax RM5 and service fee RM10.......DAMMMMMNNNNN...!!! Teng fai pay RM30, taw wei pay RM25, then the rest I pay.....swt....dompet kosong liao.....!!! Since so exp, so we dirty the room and keep taking drinks and snacks...since no charge money...cannot let this RM121.90 FLY until so innocent!!!

Actually we supposed sing from 2.30pm to 5.30pm, but since no people call us to leave, so we keep sing until 6pm ++ , kekeke.. dun care la since so exp!!! xD

6.20pm, we left GreenBox...then we go walk walk. Then teng fai bring us go time square's pusat hiburan play play....din take photo, cuz hp out of battery...

SIGH~