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Friday, November 21, 2008

The consequence of didn't study (不读书的后果)

Hello everybody~



Mr.Pig is here again~



Now we shall begin our next lesson~


STUDY WHEN WE ARE STILL YOUNG


There is a love letter written by a man who did not study hard when he was young.


He writes :

Dear wang litte sister
From see you one eye, I shit love you

Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.

I think l should introduce myself to you.
I call Li big great. Toyear 25.
My home have four mouth people - papa, mama, I and DD.

I am a good man, in a big company work.
I make early * every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over my life


Like Your people



翻译/Translation :

親愛的王小姐

自從看到你的第一眼,我〝便〞愛上你。
妳的眼睛閉上,我就死了,你的眼睛打開,我又活過來, 妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來

也許你不記得我,沒有關係,當你仔細看著我,你就會一見鍾情。
我想應該介紹一下自己。 我叫李大偉,今年25。 (今天是 today, 那麼今年就是 toyear。至於偉就翻成 great 吧!)

我家有四口人............. 爸爸、媽媽、我和〝弟弟〞。
我是一個好男人,在一家大公司上班。 我每天都做早操,這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。 請嫁给我,否則我將削髮為僧,找個廟來了此一生。 (實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯,好在頭腦靈光, 嫁不就是和我吃住在一起吗? 至於「廟」字,也不會翻譯,不過很多和尚住在一起的地方,就是廟。)


喜歡妳的人
*As the conclusion, we should study properly when we are still young or else we will regret in the time of future.
Ok, see you again (-(00)-)

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