Mr.Pig is here again~
Now we shall begin our next lesson~
STUDY WHEN WE ARE STILL YOUNG
There is a love letter written by a man who did not study hard when he was young.
He writes :
Dear wang litte sister
From see you one eye, I shit love you
From see you one eye, I shit love you
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
I think l should introduce myself to you.
I call Li big great. Toyear 25.
My home have four mouth people - papa, mama, I and DD.
I call Li big great. Toyear 25.
My home have four mouth people - papa, mama, I and DD.
I am a good man, in a big company work.
I make early * every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over my life
I make early * every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over my life
Like Your people
翻译/Translation :
親愛的王小姐
自從看到你的第一眼,我〝便〞愛上你。
妳的眼睛閉上,我就死了,你的眼睛打開,我又活過來, 妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來
妳的眼睛閉上,我就死了,你的眼睛打開,我又活過來, 妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來
也許你不記得我,沒有關係,當你仔細看著我,你就會一見鍾情。
我想應該介紹一下自己。 我叫李大偉,今年25。 (今天是 today, 那麼今年就是 toyear。至於偉就翻成 great 吧!)
我想應該介紹一下自己。 我叫李大偉,今年25。 (今天是 today, 那麼今年就是 toyear。至於偉就翻成 great 吧!)
我家有四口人............. 爸爸、媽媽、我和〝弟弟〞。
我是一個好男人,在一家大公司上班。 我每天都做早操,這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。 請嫁给我,否則我將削髮為僧,找個廟來了此一生。 (實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯,好在頭腦靈光, 嫁不就是和我吃住在一起吗? 至於「廟」字,也不會翻譯,不過很多和尚住在一起的地方,就是廟。)
我是一個好男人,在一家大公司上班。 我每天都做早操,這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。 請嫁给我,否則我將削髮為僧,找個廟來了此一生。 (實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯,好在頭腦靈光, 嫁不就是和我吃住在一起吗? 至於「廟」字,也不會翻譯,不過很多和尚住在一起的地方,就是廟。)
喜歡妳的人
*As the conclusion, we should study properly when we are still young or else we will regret in the time of future.
Ok, see you again (-(00)-)
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