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Monday, November 30, 2009

Saturday, November 28, 2009

如果有女孩做到10条你就娶她吧

凡有女孩能作到以上任意10条 那你娶她吧,

1、你是她的第一个男人

2、从后面抱着她睡觉,她乖乖地蜷成一团,不转过去看你

3、半夜醒来的时候替你掖好被子

4、吃你喂给她的你认为好吃的东西,并且也觉得好吃

5、不打听你不想她知道的任何事情

6、相信你的每一句话,不揭穿你的谎言

7、努力适应你的生活方式和生活的圈子

8、友好地对待你的朋友,把他们也当作是自己的朋友

9、在你的朋友面前给足你面子

10、继续做你喜欢她做的工作

11、把头发留长,不烫卷,不使用者哩水等让头发变硬的东东

12、控制饮食和锻炼身体,以保持身材的苗条和改变太平公主的现状

13、为你剪指甲,让你改掉有心事就咬指甲的习惯

14、拉你一起去广场上吹肥皂泡泡

15、收起她的坏情绪,自己擦干脸上的泪,你看到她的时候她会尽量多的微笑

16、在电台点《天使与海豚》送给你

17、珍惜每一次和你的会面

18、在卡拉ok唱《勇气》的时候打电话给你

19、买烟给你,但是只买一点点,因为吸烟有害健康

20、让你背着她在屋子里打转

21、趴在你的肚子上和你一起看电视

22、一起洗澡,帮你擦干

23、看a片,学习做一个解风情的女人,而不一直是天真的小女孩

24、为爱变成一个笨笨的小女人

25、替你洗衣服,特别是臭袜子

26、帮你擦所有的皮鞋,不管你什么时候需要穿哪一双它们都是干净的

27、陪你到菜市场去买菜

28、吃光并称赞你做的菜

29、跟爸爸学会做他的金牌红烧蹄膀

30、保证手机的畅通,你随时都能找到她

31、告诉妈妈和你的故事,她有权了解谁把女儿变成一个女人

32、和你在卫生间里好

33、好好保存你送她的每一件东西

34、用一个pp的小本本记下你发给她的每一条短信

35、默默地等你回来

36、不再见网友

37、你开心时比你还开心,你难过时比你还难过

38、真心地认为你做的每一件事都是有道理的

39、去照相馆拍情侣照,做成漂亮的小册子,她还要穿婚纱

40、把那只小熊一直放在床头

41、介绍她所有的好朋友给你认识

42、保护你不受一点委屈

43、申请一个她们的邮箱,写好多情书放在里面等你去看

44、每年都从家来看你

45、倒水哄你吃药

46、偷偷扯你的衣服角,提醒你要少喝酒

47、在你苦难的时候绝不放弃你

48、随时做好准备跟着你背井离乡

49、答应你的求婚,哪怕没有玫瑰和戒指(如果有这么一天)

50、在你不再爱她的时候静静地走开



强烈建议: 凡有女孩能作到以上任意10条 那你娶她吧,没错的

................................ 20条 你要努力娶到她啊

................................ 30条 死皮赖脸也要娶到她

................................ 40条 拼了老命也要娶到她

Sunday, November 22, 2009

You're tagged !

Please tag to 10 people :
1. Gary
2. Emily
3. NarIkO Wong Mi Cha
4. Nelson Nsdhx
5. Shannen
6. Kristal
7. Melvin
8. Kit Yann
9. Darris Dell
10. Jocelyn




1. Would you date number 5?
No.

2. Number 2 just got in a car crash. How do you react?
WTF?

3. You see number 9 with your boy/girlfriend.
Kill him instantly.

4. You come home and your room has been ransacked by number 4.
He doesn't have that ability to.


5. Number 1 is acting weird.
Looking

6. Numbers 3 and 8 decide to give 10 a haircut.
possible?

7. Number 7 just got tickets for him/her and you to go to a concert.
Depends my mood.

8. Number 10 takes you to a bar.
Possible ???!!

9. Number 4 has to move to the other side of the world.
Yeah rest in peace..

10.You and number 8 are being chased by the cops for an unknown reason.
Don't worry, u run 1st, no need to care abt me !

11. Number 7 and you are sitting on the couch watching a movie when he/her wrap his/her arm around you.
Taste my fist.

12. Number 5 asks you out to dinner.
Never.

13. Number 9 and you are sitting on a bus.
SOB.

14. Number 6 calls you in the middle of the night because he/she can’t sleep.
Never.

15. You are walking with someone and number 6 runs up and tackles you to the ground from behind.
Never.

16. Number 1 is crying one day and you ask him/her why and it seems their boy/girlfriend has dumped them.
Let him cool down.

17. Number 2 offers to bake you a meal. As you sit in the other room, the kitchen is suddenly aflame.
LOL !

18. Number 5 comes to your door one day holding a koala.
Huh? what?

19. Number 3 just got you an X-Box.
Nah~

20. Number 9 challenges you to a children’s card game.
HAHAHA~ small kid !

21. Number 1 thinks he/she’s overweight
No~ u are fit now !

22. Number 7 looks lonely.
No idea.

23. Number 2 asks you rudely to go leave her/him alone.
Leave instantly.

24. Numbers 5 and 3 decide to throw a surprise party for you.
o.o

25. Number 6 decide to dye their hair black. What do you say?
Go ahead.

26. Number 2 tells you he/she is going to go out for a while, and then later you hear about a shooting where 2 went.
GG

27. You catch number 9 by him/herself, crying.
HAHAHAHA!

28. Numbers 1 , 3 , 5, and 6 all tackle you at once! Is it possible?
I will lose to number 1.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

女生要的

其实, 女生要的并不多.

女生需要男生來陪伴,多一點時間陪伴,只要能跟心愛的人在一起就會很開心了,沒時間也要打打電話跟聊聊.

别以为有些女生看起来很坚强, 女生其實很軟弱的,只要生氣盡力去哄哄就沒事了,女生對心愛的人很容易心軟的.

女生也喜歡你抱她, 尤其是摟摟腰之類的就會感覺很幸福了,而且要主動點!

有些女生喜歡像小孩子被心愛的人呵護著,開玩笑的罵小笨蛋之類的話,要甜蜜的眼神,不要讓感覺你是真的在罵.

有些女生喜歡你逗他開心,偶爾說說甜蜜的話讓他開心一下.

要牽手接吻不需要討論,男生主動做,問"可以嗎?" 是很白痴的做法,如果喜歡你,當然希望你這樣做,討論要不要真的很白痴...

切记!要送禮物給她不需要問,大部分的女生當然會說不用了啦!
出去玩,買東西絕不可讓女生付錢,大部分女生都會說沒關係啦!(有時候一起付也是很高興的事情唷~再說感情最容易為錢傷了彼此的心囉~要的話就一起付唄!!)

最后,也是最重要的,大部分女生都需要男生給安全感.
想有個人去保護,男生們偶爾要去管管你心愛的人,適度的管.
會為他吃醋,叮嚀他不要亂來,讓他感覺你在乎她,是愛

男生,要好好地对待女生...这才是男子汉大丈夫嘛!

Friday, November 13, 2009

2012 End of the World?

JeTz, Kang, Kok and I had watched the movie "2012" at galaxy ampang.

The story is quite old style.
The earth didn't destroyed at the end.
It is just similar to the movie "Tsunami".

Will the day of 2012 comes?
Is it true?
The world will be ended?

According to maths, we have only 3 years of lives remaining.
If it is true, what should we do?
Create a spaceship and move to another planet?

Will you sacrifice for your loved one when in danger?
What would you do when the spaceship is only left 1 slot while you have 2 people?
Would you care about your own safety first or the other?


Lastly, I wanna say that, we should not watch this movie, because Kok's handphone was stolen by someone in the Cinema !!!

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

WTF ! WTF ! WTF !

Today went to school, the main reason due to return the SPBT.

It was quite a busy day for today.
9 am, all the form 4 went to dewan kuliah for a ceramah

The topic for this ceramah was something about hydrogen I think?
Not interested to know what the talker says (damn boring and unfunny!).
I took off my spectacle, and sleep there, while JeTz also sleeping.

When I woke up, the talk has ended !!! YEAH !!! ENCORE !!!
Our principal, Mr. Wong Chee Kheon gave a small gift, which is the last year school magazine, to the talker, and his followers, because the school magazine for this year is not released yet.

Okay, went back to class respectively.
Science period, went to science lab.
Teacher asked us to do a few experiments, and fill in the information for PEKA.

She gave each of us a sample, then showed us the steps for the experiments.
Too bad, the bell rang....RECESS TIME !!!
She asked us to pass up before the school ends.

Okay, went to canteen.
WTF? All stalls' foods only left a little!
Fine, got my rice with fried egg and a little vegetables at the mixed rice stall. Aiya cincai makan lah~!

Then went back class, continue the PEKA.
Suddenly, Pn Chong came in, and told us that we can go down and return the SPBT already.
Okay, Jom !!!

Paid rm16 for losting the account book and not wraping some books.
I have a name of "Rich!" from the people around there.

Wasted quite much time, fine let's go back and finish the PEKA.
WTF? Some prefects inside our classroom - HAIR-CHECK ????!!!

Shit, how to escape?
My hair is quite long and thick.
Went to the displin room, En. Yatim was cutting hair for other student outside.
I went and asked En. Uthaya whether can just cut the backside or not.
He replied : "You go and ask En. Yatim, ask him cut NICELY for you."

WTF?

I quickly hided into toilet while all the prefects were paying attention on the student who En. Yatim cutting his hair.

YEAH I escaped !!! Nobody caught me !
Went back to class immiediately, PEKA haven't finished WTF !

Moral period, relief time.
JeTz and Jacky came in !
JeTz has helped me on the drawing and graph and Jacky has helped me on writting !

Okay ! Finally finished during the last period.
We went and passed up to our Science teacher.

The school ended.
Went to staffroom to find Pn. Jay for the receipts for school fees.

WTF? I saw Ms.Kee was playing facebook with the staffroom's computer while I was waiting for Pn. Jay.

I have signaled her of "Ah! Play facebook while working!" behind her.
Opps, Pn. Jay came and she called me. Ok, quickly went to her.

When looking Pn. Jay writting the receipts, Ms. Kee called me! Went to her again.
She said something which I totally wanna say WTF !

"Pretend you didn't see anything just now ah!"

LOL ! LOL ! LOL !
LOL LOL LOL!


P.S. : Okay. Everything is settled for 2009. No more going to school, that's all. Bye everyone !

Sunday, November 8, 2009

女孩笨笨的问题,男孩傻傻的答案

女孩问“下辈子,你想做男生,还是女生?”

男孩想了想“你呢,你先选,然后留下的那个答案就是我的答案?”

女孩想了想“我啊,我还是要做女生”

男孩笑了笑说“呵呵,你选了女生,那我还是男生好了!”

女孩很好奇,“为什么我选下的答案会是你的答案啊?”

男孩说“懒猪(女孩的外号),你不是说要赖着傻猪(男孩的外号)一辈子吗?这段感情除非你先放弃,否则我绝不退出,我不只要我们这辈子

在一起,下辈子,下下辈子都在一起!”

女孩知道一辈子是好长好长,要让一段感情不变质的永远存在好难好难,但是她听了好感动。

女孩问“什么东西都让我先选吗?”

男孩回答“恩”

女孩调皮的说“这辈子老天重男轻女,它把什么优点都给了你,什么缺点都给了我,下辈子,我要跟你换换,把你的优点都给我,包括你那会读书的大脑,帅气的外貌,会唱歌的嗓子!”

男孩楞了一会说“啊~不会吧?那我不是浑身缺点了啊?”

听了这个回答,女孩心想“哼,还说什么喜欢我,还说什么疼我,分我几个优点都不肯,前面说的好听,看来我感动的太快了,现在狐狸尾巴露出来了”

男孩接着,小心翼翼的问“如果,我们真的换了,我是个浑身缺点的男生,你~,你还会喜欢上我吗?”

这时,女孩在心里为自己的任性,小心眼感到羞愧,男孩不是不肯跟她换优点,原来是怕倒时候女孩看不上他,原来他是这么在乎女孩的啊!”

女孩的嘴角感觉到一种咸咸的味道,她知道,那叫幸福的眼泪!”

Friday, November 6, 2009

The results of Final Exam 2009 (4W)

I got the results of all the chinese candidates for the final school exam 2009 from our class teacher, Pn. Jay.

So this post is made,
have a look :









Attention :
1. TH = Tidak Hadir

2. The highest marks will be coloured as Red for each subject.


The candidates who got Gred A1, A2 or B3 :

Mr.Pig : PJK and LK (A2) & BI and PM (B3)

Alex : PJK (A1) & BI (B3)

Tkz : PJK (A1) & BI (B3)

Jones : None

Nai Ngee : None



Conclusions :
1. BM owned by Alex with 43 marks !
2. BI owned by Mr.Pig, Alex and Tkz with 60 marks respectively.
3. SEJ owned by Alex again with 31 marks !
4. MATH owned by Alex again with 27 marks (because Mr.Pig absented) !
5. SCIENCE owned by Tkz with 50 marks !
6. PM owned by Mr.Pig with 63 marks (DAMN PROUD of it !)
7. EA owned by Alex again and again with 46 marks ! (Pro !)
8. SIV owned by Mr.Pig again with 54 marks !
9. AK owned by Tkz again with 45 marks !
10. PJK owned by Alex again with 82 marks ! (DAMN high!)
11. LK owned by Mr.Pig again with 66 marks !
12. Jones and Nai Ngee did not owned any subject (LOL!)
13. Alex got 3rd, Mr.Pig got 5th, Tkz got 6th, Nai Ngee got 11th and Jones got 13th, in class places.


Lastly, let's give a big clap to Alex
He OWNED 5 subjects in total among the 5 chinese.
Thank you very much, keep up the good work!

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Chong Keen Kok, the hollydesired

Today is our good pal
张建国 Chong Keen Kok's
Birthday ( 1 Nov 1993 )

Let's sing him a song :
Happy Birthday to you~
Happy Birthday to you~
Happy Birthday to Keen Kok~
Happy Birthday to you~ :p

Soli arr no present and cake for you
so this post is made only for you

now you are 1 year older already
any wishes u want to make?
of cox u can hit my stomach on
every day, every hour,
every minute, every second,
every moment, every place
it's up to u !

I should make a Birthday video for you
but I don't think you will like it
Fine...I didn't make it
in case my video is wasted :(

give me some time
i might give you a surprise
for next year

Okay...?
All the best to you
=^﹏^=