9 Phrases Women Use

# 1 "Fine"
"The word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up."

# 2 "Five minutes"
"If a woman is getting dressed, this means half an hour; Five minutes is only five minutes if you've just been given five minutes to watch the game before helping around the house."


# 3 "Nothing"

• Calm before the storm
• Nothing means something
• Be on your toes
• Arguments that begin in nothing usually end in "fine".

# 4 "Go ahead"
"This is dare, not a permission. DON'T DO IT ! "


# 5 "Loud Sigh"
"Not actually a word, but a nonverbal statement often misunderstood...mostly by men."

• "You are an Idiot".
• Wonders why she is standing here, wasting her time arguing with you about "nothing".

# 6 "That's Okay"
"One of the most dangerous statements a woman can make, she will think long and hard, before deciding how and when, you will pay for your mistake."


# 7 "Thanks"
"A woman is thanking you. Do not question...or faint. Just say "You're welcome"".


# 8 "Whatever"
"This is a woman's way of saying "F*@% YOU!""


# 9 "Don't worry about it, I got it"
"Another dangerous statement. This is something a woman has told a man to do several times, but now is doing it herself. This will result in a man asking "What's wrong?". For woman's response, refer to # 3."



Hope this might helps the men =]