The consequence of didn't study ④ ( 不读书的后果④)

An English essay written by a student :

The Prince and the Princess

Prince : Hi, Do you speak Chinese?

Princess : Yes, I do.

(Then the rest of words are chinese...=.=)



Mr.Pig's comment : .....which hospital that your teacher sent to?

The Consequences of didn't study ③( 不读书的后果③)

Hello everybody~

Today Mr.Pig will shows the third example of the consequences of didn't study :



Counter : Hi

American : Hello

Counter : You have what thing?

American : Can you speak English?

Counter : If I not speak English, I am speaking what?

American : Can anybody else speak English?

Counter : You yourself look, all people are busy, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go !

American : My Godness! Anybody here can speak English??!

Counter : Shout what shout? Quiet a little, you want what?

American : I want to speak to your head.

Counter : Head not zai, you tomorrow come !

American died......



-(00)-" Broken English can kill people ~

The Consequences of didn't study ②( 不读书的后果②)

Hi everybody~

Mr.Pig's lesson is going to start now.

Today Mr.Pig will give another example of the consequences of did not study.

There is a student from Hong Kong, this is his essay below :







So as the conclusion, what should we do ah?

Leave your answer at the Cbox to show that you are a good student of Mr.Pig (-(00)-)

*This post is not critisizing the students from Hong Kong

The consequence of didn't study (不读书的后果)

Hello everybody~



Mr.Pig is here again~



Now we shall begin our next lesson~

STUDY WHEN WE ARE STILL YOUNG

There is a love letter written by a man who did not study hard when he was young.

He writes :

Dear wang litte sister
From see you one eye, I shit love you

Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.

I think l should introduce myself to you.
I call Li big great. Toyear 25.
My home have four mouth people - papa, mama, I and DD.

I am a good man, in a big company work.
I make early ＊ every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over my life

Like Your people

翻译/Translation :

親愛的王小姐

自從看到你的第一眼，我〝便〞愛上你。
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來， 妳的眼睛貶啊貶，我就死去活來

也許你不記得我，沒有關係，當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情。
我想應該介紹一下自己。 我叫李大偉，今年25。 （今天是 today, 那麼今年就是 toyear。至於偉就翻成 great 吧！）

我家有四口人............. 爸爸、媽媽、我和〝弟弟〞。
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。 我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。 請嫁给我，否則我將削髮為僧，找個廟來了此一生。 （實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光, 嫁不就是和我吃住在一起吗? 至於「廟」字，也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。）

喜歡妳的人

*As the conclusion, we should study properly when we are still young or else we will regret in the time of future.

Ok, see you again (-(00)-)

3 minute celcius (三分钟热度)

Hello everybody~

Mr.Pig here.

Mr.Pig wants to teach a lesson today.

DO NOT DO SOMETHING WITH HEART OF "3 MIN CELCIUS".

Here are some examples:

You will get heart attack : http://lol.blogspot.com/

What is he talking about?... : http://random.blogspot.com/

Ghost language : http://pig.blogspot.com/

A blog which will make you totally speechless : http://johnny.blogspot.com/





Now, the most POWERFUL and CREATIVE blog !!

"无字天书" : http://maple.blogspot.com/ (Give a Clap of Love to this Blog!)

*As the conclusion, We must do something with our spirit until it's finished.

Ok, see you all next time XD

Blog Founder : -JeTz

冤鬼缠身

真倒霉

自从认识了那个剑桥英语中心的Vivian, 把电话资料交给了她后，就好像冤鬼缠身似的!

一直都派人问我是否对英语有兴趣，等等的问题...

最近还很热情地拨电给我，邀请我去听他们的讲座会，但是我也不晓得他们稍后是否会叫我加入他们的补习课程之类的.....


真对不起.....我不是故意要不接你们电话的....真的很抱歉....可能PMR刚考完，想relax下，暂时不想碰书吧。

总而言之，对不起...Sandy....还有Vivian.....谢谢你们那么热情地邀请我...希望你们可以原谅我....对不起啦....


Vivian, 谢谢你上次的"赞美"....很抱歉让你失望....还是那句--对不起...!

泛泛之交

上个拜六，我回去了我母校，参加每年都举办的家庭日。


我遇见了以前的同班同学，他们可说是改变了很多...很多.....非常多



当我们碰见时，双方呆着看着对方，大概几秒钟才认得出，还好双方还记得对方名字



还跟他们拿了电话和MSN，希望可以保持联络......



很可笑吧? 小学生涯都已经过了三年，电话也没拿过，很失败对吗?

都怪我小学时，没带眼看人，交错朋友了....

还记得六年级的时候，我和B,C和D，很友好，经常一起玩呢!

为什么我们这么友好呢? 因为当时的我们都爱--游戏王(Yu-Gi-Oh)卡!

我们经常一起玩卡，经常一起讨论卡牌，吃鲍鱼也没那么开心啊!

就这样，我把他们当作是好朋友，和别的同学也比较少谈话。

很可惜的是，自从升中学后，大家各飞东西，我们的关系也跟着变淡了......

就在家庭日的这天，我遇见了C和D，很开心!

不料，他们竟然没点反应，尤其是D，不断地说我的不是，还说他们跟B一起比较开心，因为有一次我和他们的约会失约了，他们就为了这点小事而生气，而且不断地强调B的爸爸对他们很好，还带他们去玩..

听到"比较"这两字，整个人变得心情憔悴了....你听到也会不开心, 不是吗?

至于B, 我们也因为一些私人事情而绝交了。

我很后悔.....说什么好朋友...? 也只不过是泛泛之交罢了。

还有一次，C和D约我出来玩卡。知道有多可笑吗? 他们约我早上7点正，在XX购物中心见....而且就只是玩卡罢了.....你觉得可笑是吗? 七点耶......这么早起来特地去玩卡..店铺都还没开.....是不是很神经?

直到现在，C和D还沉迷于游戏王卡......也不懂要说他们幼稚还是什么了.....

现在我也无话可说...只可说我不带眼识人...我也不会说要和他们绝交....只希望他们总有一日能够变得成熟一些....